#incorrect quote inator

[chaoticace2005]

Perry, deadpanning in platypus: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Doof, seemingly understanding him: That’s not a lot of inches.

[therighthandofvengeance]

G’Kar: Was this working before?

Londo: Well, if by “working” you mean “functioning properly,” then no.

[c-h-pictures]

I today did mini golf and went to the arcade toda,y so naturally, incorrect quotes for my current favoured characters

HSR incorrect quotes:

Ratio: How are you this bad, I thought you were lucky?

Aventurine: Mini golf is not a game of luck, it is a game of inate lack of skill.

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Sunday: *gets the ball stuck under the windmill*

Ratio: Aventurine, get it.

Aventurine: Why me?

Ratio: Because you insisted on going first so you're the only one on that side.

Aventurine: You could walk around. You're taller than me.

Ratio: Just knock it back.

Aventurine: The grass is drenched, I don't want to lie on it.

Sunday: Oh, forget it! *reaches down from the otherside*

Ratio: SUNDAY

Sunday: *gets hit by the windmill* FUCK

Ratio: I'm surrounded by idiots.

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Aventurine: This isn't fair, how come he gets a hole in one? He was the one who got stuck under the windmill.

Sunday: You were the one who said there was no control over how well anyone did.

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Sunday: WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE?

Aventurine: It's an arcade.

Sunday: THIS IS AIR HOCKEY!

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Ratio: I can't believe you.

Aventurine: Just get the puck!

Ratio: It's inder the other table, I'm not interrupting them.

Sunday: *throws the hockey thing at him*

Sunday: Now get it.

Ratio: What the fuck?

Sunday: I'm not losing.

Aventurine: You are.

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Sunday: Did he lose a single one?

Aventurine: I did not!

Sunday: He took his coat off.

Ratio: I don't think that would have helped you.

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Kix: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT?! AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER?! A PRINCESS. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!

Hardcase: *murder eyes *

Hardcase: I'm gonna stab him.

Kix: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG!? I'M WRONG!?

[chaoticace2005]

Doof: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Perry the Platypus?

Perry: *chrrs*

Doof:

Doof: I do.

Perry: *chrrs*

Doof: I’m sad.

Perry: *chrrs*

[chaoticace2005]

Vanessa: …Dad? What happened to that chair?

Norm: Perry the Platypus broke it over Dad’s back while they were wrestling!

Doofenshmirtz: Correction! Perry the Platypus was wrestling. I was trying to take over the Tri-State Area!

Doofenshmirtz, realizing: Also don’t call me-

[chaoticace2005]

Doof: You know, Perry the Platypus, if I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.

Doof: Not all this "how did you find me and get into my house" business.

[chaoticace2005]

Candace and/or Doof: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.